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the head


Location: Des Moines IA

« Reply #15 on: January 20, 2010, 11:53:22 AM »

this is awesome...cant wait to race against this thing, running it at autobahn this season I take it?
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Crab Spirits


Location: Chicago

« Reply #16 on: January 20, 2010, 12:59:12 PM »

Yep. What do you guys have?

Sat and stared at this car for an hour the other day, wondering how I'm going to cram these massive taurus struts in here. Might have to put the free Stance on the car. I'm getting visions of penalty laps and an excavator.
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Location: new jersey

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« Reply #17 on: January 20, 2010, 02:30:25 PM »

Yep. What do you guys have?

Sat and stared at this car for an hour the other day, wondering how I'm going to cram these massive taurus struts in here. Might have to put the free Stance on the car. I'm getting visions of penalty laps and an excavator.
just cheat... every other motherfucker is doing it.
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I heard the suspension on this car was setup as an LLC so you can do whatever you want!

It's the holiday season, someone's got to stuff that stocking.
the head


Location: Des Moines IA

« Reply #18 on: January 21, 2010, 10:34:30 AM »

Yep. What do you guys have?

Sat and stared at this car for an hour the other day, wondering how I'm going to cram these massive taurus struts in here. Might have to put the free Stance on the car. I'm getting visions of penalty laps and an excavator.

71 Porsche 914, not planning on it being very fast just good cornering and the ability to finish...this will be my crews second season (ran two last year in a 91 Q45) we are running a total of five races, Branerd, Autobahn, Newton IA (chumpcar), Ohio (if they run it again) and Omaha
we seriously thought about putting neon under the car so we could ID it at the 24hour races in newton and ohio both tracks are not well lit so it would make it a ton easier to pick out at night...plus the wicked cheese factor

you may snag some penailty laps but with the stupidity of the car and powerplant combo you will get away with quite a bit.  Also the new voting rules on peoples curse pretty much eliminate the risk of you getting crushed unless you happen to be the worlds largest douchebag in the pits and every one driving your car is constantly pissing people off.

Have you been to autobahn before? is there power and stuff in the pits? can you park there overnight? we are trying to get out logistics figured out for the race.
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Location: locked in garage with welder, booze and meth

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« Reply #19 on: January 21, 2010, 11:13:49 AM »

i still don't get lemons. i'd just build it and track day it. i mean even if you win at lemons, it's what.. liek winning a track day? with a bunch of weirdos. with stupid rules? against cars that are unclassable and shitty? so you basically just survive and try and cheat/ save the most dollar outlay, which unless you're unemployed or have no other ambitions, would be time better spent as some bucks to have a not so shitty car. as the 500$ limit makes it a single venue car that you have so much time and effort into you HAVE to run it at their weak events, casue no other organization will let you run the fuckgin thing.

please just take this car and build it how you want.
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the head


Location: Des Moines IA

« Reply #20 on: January 21, 2010, 02:28:17 PM »

We do both with ours track days and lemons, I have my 240 for track events primarily but tracking whatever we run in the lemons and chump races is a decent time too also good for beginner people at track days (my gf wants to try out actually driving at some this year so she gets to drive the lemons car)...cages are all scca IT spec so techinally you can run it at any track day...plus it is cheap wheel to wheel racing expierence and I love that no matter what happens to the car I just don't fucking care.  

and you don't get 1500 for winning at a track day granted its not a lot of money but in lemons that covers the cost of most cars builds
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Crab Spirits


Location: Chicago

« Reply #21 on: January 21, 2010, 03:54:45 PM »

What he said.

You could also run this car in Chumpcar, GRM2010 challenge (with even more budget), and probly more. If somebody smashes this car in the shape of a U, I will laugh. If this car ends up rolling, it'll make a great story. I really don't get your point. You don't like it cause car is not shiny?

-Car will be fast as fuck
-I can drive it at 10/10ths and not care
-Will challenge every member of the team even when not driving
-Fun with pals
-Comedy
-$500 limit encourages ability and creativity, not cookie cutter off the shelf style cars

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« Reply #22 on: January 21, 2010, 03:58:07 PM »

no i don't like that lemons makes cars have to be shitty and this could be awesome if not restricted to it's has to be shitty or we make it shitty for you rules.
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the head


Location: Des Moines IA

« Reply #23 on: January 21, 2010, 05:17:51 PM »

if it wasn't for the budget cap it would just be another pile of rich jagoffs like every other race series I fucking hate those guys.  To me lemons sits right in the middle of Dirt track and actual legit racing series which is fun...fuck being serious about it because taking this type of thing seriously is gay.  As for the or we make it shitty for you comment I have no idea what you are talking about.  
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« Reply #24 on: January 21, 2010, 05:20:24 PM »

dirt track is so cool
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Quote from: ride4lame
I heard the suspension on this car was setup as an LLC so you can do whatever you want!

It's the holiday season, someone's got to stuff that stocking.
the head


Location: Des Moines IA

« Reply #25 on: January 21, 2010, 05:48:41 PM »

I like that being drunk while racing (at least in hobby stock class dirt track) is not frowned on.  Plus watching figure 8 races is always fun.
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« Reply #26 on: January 22, 2010, 07:50:19 AM »

dirt track is so cool


This, I suggest you all go on a field trip to Pa to watch some of the sprint-car races.  Those dudes enter turns like men.
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the head


Location: Des Moines IA

« Reply #27 on: January 22, 2010, 09:33:52 AM »

dirt track is so cool

This, I suggest you all go on a field trip to Pa to watch some of the sprint-car races.  Those dudes enter turns like men.

Knoxville IA home of the world of outlaw championships

Boone IA home of the IMSA supernationals (Dirt track and mardi gras rolled into one)

Out here in the corn we got dirt track on lock

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Crab Spirits


Location: Chicago

« Reply #28 on: February 08, 2010, 09:01:38 PM »


I'm now realizing how much slower a build goes with no budget. But moving right along...

Our free clutch came in. Looked like new. Came with a new throwout bearing. It seemed to go on a little loose so I assumed it was the "revision B" setup that comes with a steel sleeve that goes over the quill on the trans. So hunt fucking everywhere for this sleeve and turn up nothing. Went to carquest to get a very scarce TOB kit with the sleeve. The whole time thinking about how I could take the sleeve out and return it (you gotta do what you gotta do). When I got there it became apparent that I wasn't the only one with that frame of mind, because the box that showed up at the counter contained no bearing and 2 sleeves. After giving the clerk my tale of woe, he just hands me one of the sleeves. Score. So it's day5 on the superbudget clutch job and I realize that my TOB fits nothing I have. In fact, it's for a mustang. Hmmm, the inside of the bearing is plastic...
I look at press.
I look at the steel sleeve that just barely doesn't fit inside.
I look at blowtorch.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you "revision C".  


I've since taken the time to strip the drivetrain down to the bare essentials. Replace a LCA that only cost me a trade for parts +$16 shipping. Rerouted/deleted some cooling system. Removed the power steering and threw it away. This left me with only the problematic alternator, supposedly the only reason this engine doesn't have a 8500rpm redline from the factory. The bearings in it sounded rough to begin with, so I dissassembled it, pulled the shields off the bearings, cleaned, and put new grease. Then what I did was swap the alt over to the left side of the motor to the ps pump position and use it's belt combined with a crude belt tension adjuster. This accomplished a few things.
-Down to only 1 accessory belt.
-Removed both belt tensioners.
-Alt is now underdriven @2000rpm at redline.


With all the time it took to install the clutch, we started on the important stuff. Making it look cool. It begins with skinning a junk industrial refer unit, complete with rotten cheese smells. Must harvest that precious sheetmetal.


Found this old fencepost in the front yard. Should work well as fender reinforcement for the impending contact during the race.



A local Scion guy game me a broken aero bumper for my bB last spring. I fiberglassed it back together, put it on my box, then promptly smashed it to pieces on my driveway. For some reason, I kept the damn thing and now here it is sectioned and respliced for everyone to enjoy.

Time to get serious.

Eric has trouble following the blueprints.

Team photo.


Almost there.


Don't worry. Dat wing is still on there. Moved it to the hatch where it belongs.
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young gun


Got "plas'd" tattooed above my dong


« Reply #29 on: February 08, 2010, 09:07:43 PM »

awesome hahaha
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